It’s brother vs. brother. Neighbor vs. neighbor. Late night funnyman vs. late night funnyman. What side are you on: Late Night Snack or Americon Dream? There can be only one! (actually you can totally have both, but I have learned to never give up a Highlander reference opportunity)
The rivalry got pretty serious last night as Colbert pretty much scrapped the entire format of his show to settle this. There were fights, guest stars, songs, old rich hippies and ice cream induced hallucinations.