Have A Mullet? Go Directly To Iranian Jail

by Dustin D'Addato on July 6, 2010

America is so far behind the rest of the world.  We have poor a poor education system, inadequate health care and the mullet is still completely legal.  Well, according to gawker, Iran has solved at least one of those problems.  They are just the progressivist.   As of today anyone seen wandering around Iran all business in the front, party in the back is going straight to the big house (just as the good lord intended.) as are any other folks with “decadent western cuts”.  Wait, the mullet is a decadent hair cut?

If your planning a trip over to Iran and you just need to know if your flattop or your Adam Lambert glam cut will get you hard time you’ll have to wait for the Modesty and Veil Festival later this month (which I hear is totally the new Bonnaroo.  Get your tickets now cool kids).

photo from flickr by photonooner

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