Did He Do That? And By “That” I Mean Punch Someone In The Implant…

by Dustin D'Addato on July 9, 2010

Can you hear that? If you listen real close you can hear the faint sound of the very last part of my childhood being bound, tortured and kill by the very last person who I have who I every thought would try to hurt me, Steve Urkel.  TMZ is reporting today that police are investigation Jaleel White of “Family Matters” fame for allegedly punching the mother of his child right in the implant, which I assume means he punched her in the boob because that’s where most people keep their implants. For serious, who punches people in the boob?  Allegedly Steve Urkel does..

Here’s what TMZ had to say:

Sources familiar with the police report tell us … the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car.  We’re told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.

A rep for Jaleel tells TMZ, “There was absolutely no battery … no abuse … and the incident never happened.”

The rep continues, “This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name.”

He should just blame it all on Stefan, oh wait, no I mean Jafan.

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