Jeff Dunham Wine – Live The Super Classy Life

by Dustin D'Addato on November 6, 2009

There are some people who just shouldn’t get into the wine business and then there is Jeff Dunham.  Thanks to  videogum I and now you know that Jeff is the new “IT” boy in the wine world.  How did he jump to the top of the market so quick?  Common sense.  Just look at the label below:

wine-label

Jeff just instinctively knew the key to success.  People want more wine with the racist picture of the skeleton of a dead terrorist on the label for the very very very very reasonable price of $45 a bottle or $540 a case.  And I can not tell you how many times I have sat down to drink a bottle of wine and thought to myself, you know what this wine could really use…more tobacco.  I mean, then I don’t need to smoke my cigarette through this two foot long holder like a fancy gentleman.  I can just drink the cigarettes along with my wine.  Plus, you know it’s good for you because the slogan is “I KEEL You”.

Don’t worry if that’s not the wine for you, Jeff also makes Peanut Riesling and Walter Trutina for the more conservative palate.

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