I very close friend of mine has a kid in nursery school. The little rug rats were being taught what emotions are. They were suppose to draw three emotions that they have and the pictures were posted on the wall outside the classroom. This is what one of the kids did:
Actually at first glance it’s funny, but then I can’t help but be a little concerned that:
A. The student only has the emotion of Sad, Angry and Bleeding. Somebody get this kid a pony stat.
B. The teacher was not shaken by that at all. No call home. No guidance councilor interaction. Just “hey, lets hang this on the wall”
C. That all this time Bleeding was an emotion and not a state of having blood come out of your body. So should I be taking Prozac when I get shot instead of putting on bandages and going to the hospital? (I get shot a lot. Comedy is a tough business. Warning: Tom McCaffrey is always packing heat.)





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I’m feeling a little hit by a bus, dragged for two miles, stuck on some train tracks, run over by the train, dragged for another mile and a half, dumped in ditch, peed on by a raccoon, bleeding and amputee-ish today.