The Top Ten Sexiest Comedians On A Purely Superficial Basis

by Top Ten Team on April 30, 2009

Summer is quickly approaching and now is the time when our minds turn to fancy.  I’m not 100% sure what that means, but I think it has to do with making out with people so what better time to put out a list of the Top Ten Sexiest Comedians On A Purely Superficial Basis.  Enjoy and your welcome.

10. Lynn Koplitz

Most hot female comedians avoid talking about their looks,Lynn embraces it.  And look at her.  Why wouldn’t she want to talk about it.  I do.  I am.  She’s hot.

Lynn Koplitz

9. Ken Marino

Even his own sketch group (The State) admitted he was the sexy one.  Almost too good looking for sketch comedy.  Almost…

Ken Marino

8. The Benny Hill Girls

These girls invented the sexy party.  Also, they were willing to have said sexy parties with Benny Hill, so that means they probably would have had a sexy party with a shlub like you which makes them even sexier.

Benny Hill Girls

7. Rob Riggle

He’s funny, he’s good looking and the government trained him to how to kill people with his thumb.  That’s hot in a very disturbing kind of way.

Rob Riggle

6. Paul Rudd

The dude makes himself sexy.  I don’t know how he does it.  He’s just like, “I’m hot” and then you’re just like, “yeah you are”.  It’s like a Jedi Mind Trick. I will learn your secret Paul Rudd!  Mark my words.  I will learn your secret.

Paul Rudd

5. Abby Elliott

SNL doesn’t use her nearly enough, but when they do it’s usually to be hot (see her Angelina Jolie for examples).  Please SNL, use her more, but if all her roles must be that of the hot chick, totally fine.  Totally.

Abby Elliott

4. Neil Patrick Harris

Doogie grew into his body.  Also he’s just as hot when he’s all sleeveless on a motorcycles as he is when he suits up.

Neil Patrick Harris

3. Ryan Reynolds

I’m just sayin’, look at those abs.  Look at ‘em.  You want to touch them, don’t you?  How can he be funny and have those abs?  I am going to guess he’s a witch.  A sexy witch.

Ryan Reynolds

2. Jenna Fischer

Sure, she looks all innocent.  But you know she’s got a dirty side.  Want proof?  Here’s the picture I wanted to use before the censors got involved.  Seriously.  Click he link.  It’s awesome.  I’m not even kidding.  Click the link.

Jenna Fischer

1. April Macie

She’s dressed like the devil.  That’s naughty.  The good kind of naughty.  The very good kind.  (insert some pun about last phallic thing standing)  But seriously, God Damn.  Sorry, kids are reading.  Gosh Darn that chick is hot.

April

 

So who did we leave off?  Who do you think should have made the list?  We want to know.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

heather kitchell June 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm

you left out jeff dunham!!! he should be number 1

fartface July 6, 2010 at 1:30 am

id bet quite a bit, jeff dunham posted that

Jason September 5, 2010 at 11:54 am

Iliza Shlesinger. Very hot.

brandon October 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Iliza Shlesinger, Kelly Collette, Sarah Silverman

and I guess Chris Fairbanks if you swing that way.

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