Summer is quickly approaching and now is the time when our minds turn to fancy. I’m not 100% sure what that means, but I think it has to do with making out with people so what better time to put out a list of the Top Ten Sexiest Comedians On A Purely Superficial Basis. Enjoy and your welcome.
10. Lynn Koplitz
Most hot female comedians avoid talking about their looks,Lynn embraces it. And look at her. Why wouldn’t she want to talk about it. I do. I am. She’s hot.
9. Ken Marino
Even his own sketch group (The State) admitted he was the sexy one. Almost too good looking for sketch comedy. Almost…
8. The Benny Hill Girls
These girls invented the sexy party. Also, they were willing to have said sexy parties with Benny Hill, so that means they probably would have had a sexy party with a shlub like you which makes them even sexier.
7. Rob Riggle
He’s funny, he’s good looking and the government trained him to how to kill people with his thumb. That’s hot in a very disturbing kind of way.
6. Paul Rudd
The dude makes himself sexy. I don’t know how he does it. He’s just like, “I’m hot” and then you’re just like, “yeah you are”. It’s like a Jedi Mind Trick. I will learn your secret Paul Rudd! Mark my words. I will learn your secret.
5. Abby Elliott
SNL doesn’t use her nearly enough, but when they do it’s usually to be hot (see her Angelina Jolie for examples). Please SNL, use her more, but if all her roles must be that of the hot chick, totally fine. Totally.
4. Neil Patrick Harris
Doogie grew into his body. Also he’s just as hot when he’s all sleeveless on a motorcycles as he is when he suits up.
3. Ryan Reynolds
I’m just sayin’, look at those abs. Look at ’em. You want to touch them, don’t you? How can he be funny and have those abs? I am going to guess he’s a witch. A sexy witch.
2. Jenna Fischer
Sure, she looks all innocent. But you know she’s got a dirty side. Want proof? Here’s the picture I wanted to use before the censors got involved. Seriously. Click he link. It’s awesome. I’m not even kidding. Click the link.
1. April Macie
She’s dressed like the devil. That’s naughty. The good kind of naughty. The very good kind. (insert some pun about last phallic thing standing) But seriously, God Damn. Sorry, kids are reading. Gosh Darn that chick is hot.
So who did we leave off? Who do you think should have made the list? We want to know.