Would a Fred by any other name taste so good. That’s the question you have to ask yourself whenever you grab a bottle of “Fred Bottled Water”. Listen, I appreciate naming things something different than one would expect (See “Bill The Super Fish” from my childhood) but no one is every going to think, “Man it’s hot outside. I could really go for a little Fred.”
Fred Bottled Water…that’s silly. You’re silly Fred.
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I am silly and you are so wrong. Just the other day I heard someone calling my name at the top of their lungs only to find out they were parched. So there.
Oh, and let’s not forget, you are blogging about me. Is that less silly than the notion that someone may or may not call my name when they’re thirsty?